🌈The Rabbit Hole

Most concretely, The Rabbit Hole is a very expensive channel-point redemption on kosmender’s Twitch show that allows viewers to introduce a theme into the ever-evolving soup of kosmunity lore.

Abstractly, it’s a comedic sub-realm of the astral plane where we dive right into the weird navel-shaped indentation in space just beyond that star that points to Neverland. Will Sloth Robertson maintain his temporary alliance with Pepperoniez Pensacola long enough to go two-on-one against kosmender at upcoming Fartavia Slam VI? Will Reina Fairbath the Fifth and Ronston Furbirth the Third ever open a chain of big-box housewares stores called Beyond, Beyond, & Beyond? Stay tuned and rock on.

🥚 Our Cast

Pepperoniez Pensacola

(formerly Pepperonicus)

Age: 4,000-6,000 Earth years (approx.)

Hobbies: puzzles, intergalactic domination

Favorite Beatles song: “Rocky Raccoon”

Last seen: After being seemingly vanquished by The Noid after his botched attempt to eradicate the Topperian empire, then-Pepperonicus slipped away and quietly rebranded himself. He intends to team up with Sloth Robertson at Fartavia Slam VI against kosmender.

Ronston Furbirth the Third

Age: He’s got a real Benjamin Muttonchops thing going on

Hobbies: Experimental film, ransacking sacred temples, Puzz 3D

Worst habit: Leaving spoons in the bowl in the microwave

Last seen: kosmender took a genetic test in 2021 and found out that hairy baby Ronston was his one and only ancestor. He can usually be found in one of several temples of dead gods.

Sloth Robertson

(post-heel turn)

Age: 29 Earth years

Hobbies: Chewin’, lumberin’, Sudoku

Favorite rom com: The Hateful Eight

Last seen: After the complete devastation of his natural habitat by the FICSIT Corporation, Sloth Robertson vowed revenge. Currently, he’s focusing his rage on kosmender, and intends to “completely pancake that clown” at Fartavia Slam VI.

The Bone-in Hot Dog

(real name unknown)

Age: frankfurter portion: 21 Earth years // spinal water alien portion: unknown

Hobbies: Boycotting buying byproducts, Simon

Favorite moon: Io, but mostly for the Old MacDonald jokes

Last seen: This mysterious fellow emerged from the Marinara Trenchant ALIEN Estate in Darkest Dungeon and has been lingering near kosmender ever since. All we know for sure is that he loves being a hot dog, and that his spine is a separate, fully sentient being. A water alien, in fact.

Randy the Mad-Rainbow Scientist

Age: 43 Earth years

Hobbies: rippin’ ripe farts on the science bus even though everyone already knows that it’s Randy and he lost tenure because of it.

Favorite Halloween candy: Smarties, but only eaten in a double-blind context to preserve data integrity.

Relevance: Randy and his dubious moral compass are rumored to be in cahoots with The Church of Dagon, who’ve become quite fond of using Randy’s mad-rainbow expertise to prepare simply smashing anniversary gifts for the Terrors from the Deep they worship.

Petra’s Tiny Recliner

Age: 3

Reason for living: Chairing is caring.

Notable fealty: Has never missed a Husinder County Fair. Legend has it that he owes Councilman Dan Bradley for a salacious favor that was never repaid.

Favorite Where’s Waldo book: The red one.

Maximum speed: 169 mph (~272 kmh)

Last seen: Providing Petra with a perfect perch for side-car streaming along with kosmender.

The Gateway to Nebulon B

Age: [Ancient runes that can’t be expressed in Calibri]

Direction: Up, up, and away!!

Hobbies: Picklin’ crickets, doing that cowboy knife game where you almost stab your fingers a lot, contemplating the nature of opposites

Internal temperature: Too hot 2 handle, at least according to its MySpace.

Weirdest flex: Has probably had more Bacardi than your mom has had of Bacardi, bro.

Most poignant dilemma: Immortality’s curse is that of a funhouse mirror composed of endless memory.