kosmunity update – 10/11/2022

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First, thanks to each of you for helping to support the channel. Whether we're making a zombified Skeletor cosplayer panic using 9mm rounds or just ripping right into a Courtyard wine crate hoping to find some gushers, it's always a pleasure.

We've had some stellar adventures since our last update! Today will be day 23 of The X-COM Files, and whooaaaaa boy, things are getting serious. It's January 1998, and we've got UFOs appearing. We currently lack any vehicle fast enough to keep pace with the alien crafts, so we're basically a kid poking at the glass at the zoo's tiger enclosure, but in this zoo, the kids are the ones on the inside. Weird analogy, kosmender.

In Darkest Dungeon, we're just about to take a stab at the Countess. We're most of the way through her map, and we've been enjoying smashing success with a mark-based party composed of two Houndmasters, a Vestal, and an Occultist. One of the Houndmasters is using the Vvulf Tassel to great effect; look out, size-two enemies.

Sadly, GrowthTember has ended. But as Semisonic's "Closing Time" taught us back in 1998, every new beginning is just some other beginning's end. In that spirit, I hereby proudly herald the arrival of GrowthTober! What does that mean? It means we're continuing a dedicated push to enhance the scope, quality, and reach of the kosmender channel. Let's blast off.

And now, a Countess haiku:

480
That's her real starting HP
Why do I do this?!?

Thanks again for tuning in and hanging out on the near-infinite cosmic couch. Rock on and happy hunting.

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-kosmender 🌈